Check out this fun article on which parts of the United States will be the safest in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse! Maryland comes in a dismal 41st with the District of Columbia coming in 49th... and New Jersey - you are SCREWED!
I personally take this as a challenge to train and prepare my own ZART (Zombie Apocalypse Response Team) to be ready to repel the attack and make Maryland safe! Who's with me???
NOTE: check out the parallel story published on the Wall Street Journal website as well!